Dear World,

ENOUGH SAID.

Dear Kanye West,

Quityerbitchin!!!  I've heard less whining from newborn puppies.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Number 7 is acting like a ZERO...AGAIN!!!

Dear Taylor Swift,

Give your vag a break and sit your ass down.  I know hookers who date less than you do.

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - You never looked better!  :-)

More dates than a calendar...

Dear Kim Kardashian,

So let me get this all straight...

You are still married to one guy...dating another...now you're knocked up.
Congratulations on single-handledly reviving Jerry Springer's career opportunities!

Sincerely,
DRJ

This is SO not a Beyonce and JayZ kind of situation...

Dear Macklemore Big Gal,

I love you with ALL my heart!  You took this video from A to A+!  You're my new best friend.  Call me every ten minutes!

Sincerely,

DRJ

Click here to watch her in action! Greatness!

Dear Rihanna,

The Tim Burton hooker look is on the way out.  You heard it here first!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Rihanna at the 2012 Victoria's Secret Show

Dear Female Musicians,

I just had a conference call with your ass, legs, panties, and coochie.  Going forward, we feel that it would be best for pants to be a regular participant at all meetings.  Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Nicki Minaj,

I like most of your music.  Make no mistake.  I do, however, think you have mistaken popularity for relevance.  You seem to be on this self-proclaimed "Queen" trip right now and uuuuummmmmm babe...you've been on the scene for what, a couple years, three tops???  Let's not change the diaper while you're still shitting in it.  OK?  That is all.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Queen??? Not quite baby girl.

Dear Mary J. Blige & T-Pain,

You two should save plastic and make just one shitty CD together.

Mary, you are still singing about haters.

T-Pain, you are still auto-tuning about being important.

Dear DRJ can now independently confirm that nobody hates you or thinks you are important.

Please stop.    

Sincerely,
DRJ

Mary's tired re-make...

A T-Painful Mess...