Showing posts with label Mary J Blige. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mary J Blige. Show all posts

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Dear Mary J. Blige & T-Pain,

You two should save plastic and make just one shitty CD together.

Mary, you are still singing about haters.

T-Pain, you are still auto-tuning about being important.

Dear DRJ can now independently confirm that nobody hates you or thinks you are important.

Please stop.    

Sincerely,
DRJ

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Dear Mary J. Blige,

I know you got paid for this...but DAYUM.  Really?  Some things shouldn't be sold...like dignity.  This is a hot ass mess!

Sincerely,
DRJ