Dear World,

ENOUGH SAID.

Dear Nicki Minaj,

In the words of a woman whose career makes yours look like a Sweet Brown news clip...

"You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation.  I'm a press conference, you a conversation!" ~ Mariah Carey

Please check yourself before Mariah's body guard snatches that dollar store wig!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Nicki takes a wrong turn down Lil' Kim Blvd...see the ghetto mess here!

Dear Mariah Carey,

I do not appreciate having to watch American Idol but gurl...YOU BETTA CASH THAT CHECK!!!!  Congrats!!!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Yeah...it's like that y'all. Read about it...

Dear Justin Bieber,

Your "duet" with Mariah Carey is the auto-tuned musical equivalent of a drive-by shooting.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear TIME Entertainment,

You created a list of the top 100 songs of all time and Mariah Carey is nowhere on that list, but Outkast is?  You are hereby banned from compiling any further lists.  

Sincerely,
DRJ

TIME's bootleg attempt at a top 100 list...

Dear Mariah Carey,

It's high time that you get your NOH8 photo done!  Put the babies down for a sec and get to it!

LOVE YOU!

Sincerely,
DRJ