Dear Nicki Minaj,

I like most of your music.  Make no mistake.  I do, however, think you have mistaken popularity for relevance.  You seem to be on this self-proclaimed "Queen" trip right now and uuuuummmmmm babe...you've been on the scene for what, a couple years, three tops???  Let's not change the diaper while you're still shitting in it.  OK?  That is all.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Queen??? Not quite baby girl.

Dear Nicki Minaj,

In the words of a woman whose career makes yours look like a Sweet Brown news clip...

"You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation.  I'm a press conference, you a conversation!" ~ Mariah Carey

Please check yourself before Mariah's body guard snatches that dollar store wig!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Nicki takes a wrong turn down Lil' Kim Blvd...see the ghetto mess here!

Dear Lil' Kim,

Pilgrim's Pride just called.  They want their Thanksgiving turkey packaging back.  You look like a 20 pound turkey wrapped in a 2 pound bag!

Sincerely,
DRJ


P.S. - Your fingers make me hungry for those little smokey sausages my mom used to make for breakfast!

This outfit looks a little stressed out. Mess...

Dear Nicki Minaj,

I love you.  I really do.  If words could kill, Lil' Kim's family would be picking out caskets!  POW!

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - I'm going to start calling people "Bubbles" when they get on my nerves!!!

"How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey?" LOL See the video here...