Dear One Million Moms,

Please stop hating on Ellen DeGeneres and JC Penney.  We all know you are a group of one million under-cover and/or former college Lesbians.  Save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Really? This is all you have to bitch about?

Dear Nicki Minaj,

I love you.  I really do.  If words could kill, Lil' Kim's family would be picking out caskets!  POW!

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - I'm going to start calling people "Bubbles" when they get on my nerves!!!

"How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey?" LOL See the video here...