Dear Taylor Swift,

Give your vag a break and sit your ass down.  I know hookers who date less than you do.

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - You never looked better!  :-)

More dates than a calendar...

Dear Kim Kardashian,

So let me get this all straight...

You are still married to one guy...dating another...now you're knocked up.
Congratulations on single-handledly reviving Jerry Springer's career opportunities!

Sincerely,
DRJ

This is SO not a Beyonce and JayZ kind of situation...