Dear Rihanna,

The Tim Burton hooker look is on the way out.  You heard it here first!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Rihanna at the 2012 Victoria's Secret Show

Dear Rihanna and Chris Brown,

Ya'll are both fucked up in the head.  You make great music together though.  Keep your hands to yourselves at all times and let your respective body guards beat the shit out of each other!

Sincerely,
DRJ

ummm what will Miranda Lambert say now??? LOL

Dear Drake,

The only thing more odd than your face is your apparent need to sound exactly like Lil' Wayne.
Please develop your own sound.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Ehhh...I could have had a V8...