Dear Kanye West,

Quityerbitchin!!!  I've heard less whining from newborn puppies.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Number 7 is acting like a ZERO...AGAIN!!!

Dear Female Musicians,

I just had a conference call with your ass, legs, panties, and coochie.  Going forward, we feel that it would be best for pants to be a regular participant at all meetings.  Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Beyonce and Jay-Z,

You are not the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.  Please cut back on all the new baby drama.  It's just not necessary.

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - I really hope Blue Ivy Carter did not get her fathers lips.  You might go broke buying lipstick!

Baby mama drama...read about it here!

Dear Beyonce,

It's a baby...not your latest line of clothing. Please visit the following website for more details.

www.notclassy.com/youaredoingtoomuch

(not an actual site...but it should be)

Sincerely, 
DRJ