Dear Rep. Jason Chaffetz,

This...

...is NOT yours to legislate.  

So, stop being a DICK 

and keep your nose out of American vaginas!

Dear John Boehner,

Yes, close your eyes and you will understand how dark you look to the rest of us.

America: Please join me in congratulating the first African-American Speaker of the House.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Mitt Romney,

Please let your Republican friends know that this is THE ONLY thing I could find when researching the term "Legitimate Rape". Please click on the image to enhance your viewing experience!

Sincerely, 

DRJ

Dear Florida,

We're still watching you!!!!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Voters,

When you vote for the next President, please keep in mind that Lindsay Lohan now supports Mitt Romney.  Pay no attention to the possibility that she may or may not have been under the influence of an illegal substance when making this endorsement.

Sincerely,
DRJ

What's good for Lindsay is good for America!

Dear Mitt Romney,

Did you really think we wouldn't notice your "Mexican Face" on Univision last night?  Either you just came back from sunning in Aruba or your campaign makeup artist thought this was a sure-fire way to draw in Latino voters.  This is absolute MESS.

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - The Spanish word for fail is... fallar.

Still no immigration answers...

Dear Republican Proposal Guy,

You're not doing Republicans or yourself any favors with your glorified Microsoft Power-Point marriage proposal.  Please go to your local shopping mall and purchase some creativity.  Oh, and who kisses their girlfriend's chin after a proposal?

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - Mitt Romney just called.  He want's his dull personality back when you are done with it.

(click here to watch this train wreck)

Dear Bristol Palin,

Please stop criticizing the President of the United States and stick to what you know best, spreading the butter...and your legs.  Nobody is buying your Little Miss Morality routine.  Take a note from your mother's playbook and quit while you're ahead.

Sincerely,
DRJ

The loose girl calling the kettle black.

Dear President Obama,

I really do love ya, but you have to give it a rest with these daily campaign emails!!!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Donald Trump,

You have the nerve to call people "joke candidates"?  
That's the punch-line calling the joke funny.

Sincerely,
DRJ

   A jackass calling other people donkeys...read all about it here!