Dear John Boehner,

Yes, close your eyes and you will understand how dark you look to the rest of us.

America: Please join me in congratulating the first African-American Speaker of the House.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Tanning Mom,

When you look like a vintage handbag from the 1920's or Yoda's distant cousin, it's time to stop.  You are doing way too much and not enough...all at the same time!

Sincerely,

DRJ

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