Dear Tanning Mom,

When you look like a vintage handbag from the 1920's or Yoda's distant cousin, it's time to stop.  You are doing way too much and not enough...all at the same time!

Sincerely,

DRJ

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Dear Carrie Fisher,

You are WAY too old to have your boobs hanging out like this.  It's time to cover it up Princess.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Galactic Geriatric Boobs!