Dear Rep. Jason Chaffetz,

This...

...is NOT yours to legislate.  

So, stop being a DICK 

and keep your nose out of American vaginas!

Dear Miley Cyrus,

I'm SO glad you can't stop!  Now, I can't either!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Click here  

to see Miley's amazing SNL performances!

Dear John Boehner,

Yes, close your eyes and you will understand how dark you look to the rest of us.

America: Please join me in congratulating the first African-American Speaker of the House.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Mitt Romney,

Please let your Republican friends know that this is THE ONLY thing I could find when researching the term "Legitimate Rape". Please click on the image to enhance your viewing experience!

Sincerely, 

DRJ

Dear Mitt Romney,

Did you really think we wouldn't notice your "Mexican Face" on Univision last night?  Either you just came back from sunning in Aruba or your campaign makeup artist thought this was a sure-fire way to draw in Latino voters.  This is absolute MESS.

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - The Spanish word for fail is... fallar.

Still no immigration answers...

Dear Republican Proposal Guy,

You're not doing Republicans or yourself any favors with your glorified Microsoft Power-Point marriage proposal.  Please go to your local shopping mall and purchase some creativity.  Oh, and who kisses their girlfriend's chin after a proposal?

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - Mitt Romney just called.  He want's his dull personality back when you are done with it.

(click here to watch this train wreck)

Dear Gov. Jan Brewer,

Stop taking yourself and your bargain bin book so seriously.  For the same $15.00 that your book costs, I could get breakfast, a new ring tone, and a hand job from a toothless transvestite illegal alien who probably crossed the border in your state.  I think that would be a better way to spend fifteen bucks.  You are no different than any other politician.  You said you would lower taxes in your state...instead you raised them.  You said you were concerned about education...but you took the 10 million for education from the federal government and instead spent it on border security.  You are also trying desperately to create the country's largest racial profiling campaign.  I'm thinking it TAKES a scorpion to recognize one.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Queen Scorpion, Gov. Jan Brewer... Read about it here...

Dear Hateful Georgia Republicans,

You lost.  Get over it.  Please stop wasting taxpayer money on "Bitter Betty" lawsuits.  

Sincerely,
DRJ

Ridiculous Georgia Presidential "ballot" lawsuit. Read about it here...