Dear Mitt Romney,

Please let your Republican friends know that this is THE ONLY thing I could find when researching the term "Legitimate Rape". Please click on the image to enhance your viewing experience!

Sincerely, 

DRJ

Dear Voters,

When you vote for the next President, please keep in mind that Lindsay Lohan now supports Mitt Romney.  Pay no attention to the possibility that she may or may not have been under the influence of an illegal substance when making this endorsement.

Sincerely,
DRJ

What's good for Lindsay is good for America!

Dear Mitt Romney,

Did you really think we wouldn't notice your "Mexican Face" on Univision last night?  Either you just came back from sunning in Aruba or your campaign makeup artist thought this was a sure-fire way to draw in Latino voters.  This is absolute MESS.

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - The Spanish word for fail is... fallar.

Still no immigration answers...

Dear Republican Proposal Guy,

You're not doing Republicans or yourself any favors with your glorified Microsoft Power-Point marriage proposal.  Please go to your local shopping mall and purchase some creativity.  Oh, and who kisses their girlfriend's chin after a proposal?

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - Mitt Romney just called.  He want's his dull personality back when you are done with it.

(click here to watch this train wreck)