Dear Voters,

When you vote for the next President, please keep in mind that Lindsay Lohan now supports Mitt Romney.  Pay no attention to the possibility that she may or may not have been under the influence of an illegal substance when making this endorsement.

Sincerely,
DRJ

What's good for Lindsay is good for America!

Dear Lohan Family,

You ALL need to sort out your lives immediately.  Dad, stop talking trash about Lindsay when you are beating the shit out of your "daughter-girlfriend".  Mom, stop trying to BE your daughter!  Lindsay, keep your appointments...and your clothes ON!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Playboy? Really?

People in glass houses...