Dear Dance Floor Divas,

Get ready to sweat!!!

Sincerely,

DRJ

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Dear Hulk Hogan,

Thank you for being a part of the first sex tape in history that is clinically proven to induce thoughts of suicide.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Kill me now please...

Dear Voters,

When you vote for the next President, please keep in mind that Lindsay Lohan now supports Mitt Romney.  Pay no attention to the possibility that she may or may not have been under the influence of an illegal substance when making this endorsement.

Sincerely,
DRJ

What's good for Lindsay is good for America!

Dear Nicki Minaj,

In the words of a woman whose career makes yours look like a Sweet Brown news clip...

"You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation.  I'm a press conference, you a conversation!" ~ Mariah Carey

Please check yourself before Mariah's body guard snatches that dollar store wig!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Nicki takes a wrong turn down Lil' Kim Blvd...see the ghetto mess here!