Dear Gov. Jan Brewer,

Stop taking yourself and your bargain bin book so seriously.  For the same $15.00 that your book costs, I could get breakfast, a new ring tone, and a hand job from a toothless transvestite illegal alien who probably crossed the border in your state.  I think that would be a better way to spend fifteen bucks.  You are no different than any other politician.  You said you would lower taxes in your state...instead you raised them.  You said you were concerned about education...but you took the 10 million for education from the federal government and instead spent it on border security.  You are also trying desperately to create the country's largest racial profiling campaign.  I'm thinking it TAKES a scorpion to recognize one.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Queen Scorpion, Gov. Jan Brewer... Read about it here...

Dear Hateful Georgia Republicans,

You lost.  Get over it.  Please stop wasting taxpayer money on "Bitter Betty" lawsuits.  

Sincerely,
DRJ

Ridiculous Georgia Presidential "ballot" lawsuit. Read about it here...

Dear Nicki Minaj,

I love you.  I really do.  If words could kill, Lil' Kim's family would be picking out caskets!  POW!

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - I'm going to start calling people "Bubbles" when they get on my nerves!!!

"How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey?" LOL See the video here...

Dear Marianne Gingrich,

Your timing is very suspect.  Had you bothered to stop hating on your ex-husband from 1999 until 2012 and instead, started getting regular facials, massages, and counseling, you could have avoided this...

Sincerely,

DRJ

A cautionary tale for the ex's of the world...Read about it here...

Dear Dallas Mavs Twitter,

You're doing too effing much.  Let off the Tweet gas already.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Dear Betty White,

You're amazing, humble, hilarious, inspiring, and loved!  Happy Birthday!
Thank you for making me laugh, even on days when I felt like crying!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Betty White still going strong! Read about it here...

Mayor Michael Nutter,

Your harsh words were hard to hear for some; but what you said about parents being responsible for their children needed to be said.  Thank you for having the courage to speak out against irresponsible parenting.  People are way too eager to let their kids raise themselves.  Not a good look...at all.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Somebody needed to say it...damn! Read about it here...

Dear Beyonce and Jay-Z,

You are not the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.  Please cut back on all the new baby drama.  It's just not necessary.

Sincerely,
DRJ

P.S. - I really hope Blue Ivy Carter did not get her fathers lips.  You might go broke buying lipstick!

Baby mama drama...read about it here!

Dear Parents,

Maybe you should feel a sense of shame rather than humor over your children's reaction to prank Christmas presents.  You've obviously failed to teach them the real meaning of the holiday.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Funny...sad...potato...potahto. Read all about it...

Dear Oklahoma,

Please stop letting people charged with murder get out on bail.  Most get called out for doing too much.  I'm afraid you are doing too little.  What's your damage?

Sincerely,
DRJ

Ummm really? $50,000.00 bail...that's it? Read all about it... 

Dear Angry People,

Why are you SO upset about the destruction of a few wedding dresses?  More than half of the people who would have been recipients of a dress donation would end up divorced and bitter anyhow!  Pick your battles.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Be angry about something that REALLY matters! Read about the nonsense here...