Dear Parents,

Maybe you should feel a sense of shame rather than humor over your children's reaction to prank Christmas presents.  You've obviously failed to teach them the real meaning of the holiday.

Sincerely,
DRJ

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Dear Amazon.com,

You have me strung out like a desperate crack whore!  Why must you be so addicting???

Sincerely,
DRJ