Dear Readers,

Breaking News - A Dear DRJ Exclusive

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

2:20PM

A fourth accuser has come forward stating that they are currently in a relationship with Republican candidate Herman Cain.  This video was just released to national news organizations moments ago.  Click on the link below to be redirected to the video release as seen on YouTube!

A fourth Herman Cain Accuser speaks out moments ago!!!

Dear Candice Bergen,

The latest Herman Cain accuser should be sued for stealing your look!  

Sincerely,
DRJ

Candice Bergen knock-off!

Dear Herman Cain,

As a candidate for President of the United States of America, you really DO need to know the foreign policy issues that face this nation.  I do have one question for you though... Can you see Russia from your house too?

Sincerely,
DRJ

He said what???

Dear Herman Cain Lookalike,

Please stop trying to hit on me.  I don't like the real Herman Cain.  The last thing I want to do is go on a date with someone who looks EXACTLY like him!

Sincerely,
DRJ