Dear Human Ken Doll,

Congratulations on creating a permanent glory hole face.  You seemed to be surprised by all the press over your 90+ plastic surgeries.  Then again, maybe that look of surprise is just cosmetic.

I guess we may never know.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Ken Doll or Blow Up Doll? Decide for yourself...

Dear Readers,

Breaking News - A Dear DRJ Exclusive

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

2:20PM

A fourth accuser has come forward stating that they are currently in a relationship with Republican candidate Herman Cain.  This video was just released to national news organizations moments ago.  Click on the link below to be redirected to the video release as seen on YouTube!

A fourth Herman Cain Accuser speaks out moments ago!!!

Dear CNN,

Please stop using iReporters as a substitute for real ones.  The economy is not THAT bad.

Sincerely,
DRJ

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