Dear Rick Santorum,

Sarah Palin just called.  She wants to give you pointers on how to make the most of being a loser.

Sincerely,
DRJ


P.S. - The news of your departure makes me feel...well...frothy.

Buh-Bye

Dear Herman Cain,

As a candidate for President of the United States of America, you really DO need to know the foreign policy issues that face this nation.  I do have one question for you though... Can you see Russia from your house too?

Sincerely,
DRJ

He said what???

Dear Sarah Palin,

Thank you.

Sincerely,
DRJ

"I will not be seeking 2012 GOP nomination for president of the United states."