Dear DEAR Lil' Kim,

Please stop talking about all this money you have.  According to my sources your net worth is around 8 million dollars.  Net worth, meaning...if you sold all the shit you own and got top dollar for it, you'd probably have 8 mil.  So, as far as wealthy rappers go, that places you right around the food stamp vicinity.  Maybe you should change your name to Lil' Bank Account.

Sincerely,
DRJ


P.S. Please stop with the Aretha Franklin style Photoshop.  We ALL know you don't really look like this.

Hear the rap equivalent of wishful thinking here...