Dear Michelle Who?,

First of all, let's not make Christianity the fallback career path.  Keep in mind, it didn't work out so well for Victoria Jackson of SNL.  Secondly, if you are going to go on an anti-gay rant, perhaps you should do that in East Texas and not in San Francisco!  Finally, Jesus called and said unto me...

"I have no idea who this bitch is."

Sincerely,
DRJ

Said the giant closet Lesbian...

Dear Cardinals,

Choosing a 76 year old with one lung to replace Pope Benedict XVI is like trading in a Volkswagen with two missing wheels for a unicycle.  This is a shameful way to ensure one of you gets a promotion soon.

Sincerely,
DRJ

  

Dear Kanye West,

Quityerbitchin!!!  I've heard less whining from newborn puppies.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Number 7 is acting like a ZERO...AGAIN!!!