Dear Paula Deen,

Not everyone hates you.  Just remember to watch your mouth.  ;-)  Some people aren't evolved enough to realize that none of us are perfect.

Sincerely,
DRJ

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Dear Lunch Birds,

Keep eyeing my food and they will be adding "street chicken" to the damn menu!

Sincerely,
DRJ