Dear Colorado,

Quentin Tarantino called.  He'd like you to give him the plot to his next movie back!  What's with all the meth and sex?

Sincerely,

DRJ

P.S. - You should have Ted Haggard and former Sheriff Patrick Sullivan trade notes.  

Meth and Sex Saga ~ Eclipse - Starring Pastor Ted Haggard

Meth and Sex Saga ~ Breaking Dawn - Starring Sheriff Patrick Sullivan

Dear Ted Haggard,

We really aren't interested in anything that you want to swap...

wives...
churches...
"massages"...
meth...
blow jobs...
none of it.  

Please stop the madness!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Wife Swap Nonsense

Ted Haggard - Queen of Denial by David Ross Jackson