Dear Paula Deen,

Not everyone hates you.  Just remember to watch your mouth.  ;-)  Some people aren't evolved enough to realize that none of us are perfect.

Sincerely,
DRJ

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Dear Rupert Murdoch,

I hear you are divorcing your 3rd wife.  I wish someone had told you that usually happens when you marry your daughter.  You should really focus on finding someone more age-appropriate.   I hear the 5th Avenue Hospice is really hoppin'.  Good luck!

Sincerely,
DRJ

Was there ever any doubt???

Dear Roof Jumping Girl,

You stated: "I missed the pool because I hesitated."

I offer this:  "You missed the pool because you're an idiot."

Sincerely,
DRJ

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