Dear Alicia Keys,

You are starting to make me wish for a literal interpretation of this song.  Please stop this "Girl on Fire" nonsense before I set myself on fire just to get away from hearing it.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Here's my idea for the remix cover art.

Dear Singles,

Embrace something you love today!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Love,
DRJ

Dear Pope Benedict XVI,

Just because I look better in your clothes than you do, does not mean I think you should resign!  Please stop being so sensitive!

Sincerely,
DRJ

I created this picture on 

Friday, February 8, 2013.

The Vatican announced 

the Pope's resignation

Monday, February 11, 2013!!!

Coincidence?  I think not!

Creepy prophecy or colossal coincidence? Read about it here!

Dear Michael Phelps,

Looks like you will be doing the backstroke all night long!  Just remember...breathing deeply helps.

Sincerely,
DRJ

See the ultra "friendly" moment here!