Dear Mugger Who Got His ASS Beaten,

This is what you get for spending more time getting lines cut into your hair than you do educating yourself.  Go back to school and learn how to earn a living instead of trying to steal one.  Your first assignment is to look up the definition of "ironic".  Below, is an example to help you define the word.

Sincerely,
DRJ

Ironic: A man with the last name Miranda having his Miranda rights read to him.